Melonism

A group filled with Melon worshipers who smite the non Melon lovers

“Do you want to join Melonism and worship melons”
“No”
“MELON MAN, SMITE HIM!”

by Holy Knight of the melons June 22, 2022

melonious

of or relating to melons in shape or resemblance

Damn bra, Alexandra got some melonious lips on her, I'd love to kiss on those.

by MartinsEars August 3, 2022

Milani moment

To get caught in a poorly researched lie by saying something chronologically impossible. The term originated in the defamation trial of Depp v Heard when Heard's counsel held up a cosmetic kit by Milani and claimed Heard used it to cover her bruises while she was married to Depp during 2015--2016. We learnt soon after that the cosmetic kit in question first became available in 2017.

Ellen Barkin had another Milani moment in the unsealed documents where she claims Depp gave her a Quaalude in 1994. The drug was, in fact, withdrawn from the market in 1983.

by j.j. bobasho August 5, 2022

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"

I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)

by Dr.Not KingRAGE July 30, 2019

2 Minoni

2 Minoni is the short name for 2 Minute Challenge. The goal is to beat Minecraft, but you get teleported back to the start every 2 Minutes. People playing 35 Seconi Challenge, which is the harder version.

Person A: "I want to play 2 Minoni"

Person B: "NOO!! Let's play hide and seek"

by STAND_by_MODUS April 23, 2023

Doing the Meloni

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

Andy Milonakis

THE BEST FUCKING SHOW EVER!!!!Andy will have you on the ground laughing with tears streaming down your face with his random humor...not to mention his red plaid shirt.

Watch it every Sunday at 10:30 on MTV or at 10:30 every Friday on MTV2

Andy: I hate myself.Have a balloon.

Man:What? You hate yourself.Why?

Andy: I don't wanna talk about it.Why do you always have to pressure me!?

*starts crying and runs off*

Haha.....Happy Balloons kicks ass!!!!

by Sam Bam August 8, 2005