most common question in melbourne in november:
what horse are you tipping?
are you going away for melbourne cup weekend?
what horse are you tipping?
are you going away for melbourne cup weekend?
by noneedtoknowme January 4, 2008
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The perfect storm of Darwinian occurences...(see {Melbourne Style})these people wander around at night boozd up on beer looking like the prisoners they are the descendnts of trying to mate.
The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.
The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.
Twas near midnight .There were 2 Kylies and a Chantal readying their car keys for battl when a bloody drunk man was belched out of the brawl. The Melbourne meat raffle had begun. Kylie # 1 swooped in and promised to give the other 2 a ride if they didn't get one...they backed off and the first winner was anounced...
by Sparky9999 January 28, 2010
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melbourne hate sydney with a massive vengance, because they get all the better stuff.
melbourne hate sydney with a massive vengance, because they get all the better stuff.
Sydney Fag: Sydney is like way totally better than Melbourne
You: Oi, fuck you mate *punch*
Sydney Fag: you bitch
You: Oi, fuck you mate *punch*
Sydney Fag: you bitch
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These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
These "dances" are usually carried out upon the floors of Melbourne idiot gatherings known as "clubs" by ecstasy-tripping transvestites in order to attract the attention of the opposite sex, who, ironically, usually bears more body hair than the "dancer".
Two Hektik Kents on a dancefloor discussing the quality of a Melbourne Shuffle
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
Hektik Kent #1: "Did you see Dimma's mint shuffle, brah?"
Hektik Kent #2: "Yeah, bro's a sick kent, re!"
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Has grey and cloudy weather most of the time, and inhabitants are known for their love of sports, and hatred of Sydney
Has grey and cloudy weather most of the time, and inhabitants are known for their love of sports, and hatred of Sydney
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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