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booth madness

A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap

Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
by Rick T. Fier December 12, 2008
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Munch Madness

This is the equivilance to the Mens NCAA Basketball tournament in which the women play. Referring to them as all being lesbians
Matt: "Hey man did you catch the final game of the women's NCAA tournament last night?"

Derek: "Oh you mean the finals of Munch Madness
by Matt19IU November 4, 2008
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Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.
Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.
by ConHoofa October 15, 2008
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DofE madness

The frequently experienced phenomenon in the boys Duke of Edinburgh expedition in any activity, (usually walking but it can be done in other forms, such as canoeing) where everyone starts acting really gay for no well explained reason. Frequently experienced but never understood, some research officials think it might be to do with all that tired bro-tension, but we don't know.
"Man justin said he was going to fuck me in the tent last night and was getting really close"
"Really bro? Must be DofE madness"
by Delicioustimtams June 16, 2019
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Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.
Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?
by monkeman559 May 2, 2022
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Doctor Madness

Doctor Madness is an internationally recognized and published cosplayer, Artist, conceptual creator and Original Creation (OC) model and designer that has been published several times in both national and international websites and magazine. He and his other half debut costumes at a variety of conventions, fashion shows and other events as well as sometime judge other up and coming artist and their work. His real name is Phillip and you can find all sorts of photography of him and his miraculous designs of Facebook, Instagram, Tick-Tok and other online venues. This artist is definitely will one day be headlining conventions throughout the United States and other countries. You should spread the word and make him the success he truly deserves. Plus I have personally met him on several occasions and he is a great person with a truly intelligent and creative soul. I promise you will be impressed.
Doctor Madness is a recognized and valuable member of the artistry and cosplay community
by BELOVED FANS OF COSPLAY May 24, 2022
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a recipe for madness

2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs
BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS
by Social Justice League February 14, 2017
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