Midget Rape

When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.

"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."

by Koneko^^ July 21, 2018

nigga midget

A black person no taller than 3 foot 10, but has the same size teeth a full size nigga.

Hey paw, there there is a nigga midget in the watermelon patch.

by Tant nuts September 18, 2016

Midget Hoe

A midget Hoe is a small women who sells her body for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.

"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"

by misterpotatohead March 26, 2010

Midgar

The capital city in FF VII where Shinra corporation resides

Hey, are you going to Midgar today?

by Akira April 2, 2003

Gay midget furry porn

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Gay midget furry porn is a gift from God

by Sackboy69 July 9, 2021

Midgit

A person who can easily be thrown because of shortness.

"I once saw 5 midgits covered in thousand island dressing, so i tossed them into traffic" - Nardo

by Nardo May 5, 2003

Midgard

In Norse myth, the defensive fortress which the gods build about the middle portion of the earth allotted to men in order to protect mankind from the giants. Midgard ("middle world") is on the same level as Nidavellir (land of the dwarfs), Svartalfheim (land of the dark elves/dwarfs) and Jotunheim (the land of the giants).

Old Norse: Midgardr

Fredji! Quick let us retreat to Midgard.

by Hieros August 1, 2005