michael rosen

a guy who likes chocolate cake

"Hello, my name is Michael Rosen! Oh, my mum used to make me chocolate cake all the time, she did!

by The guy he is looking for February 13, 2020

Michael Onda

An asian ice hockey player from California who plays in the Western States Hockey League. Michael Onda is most well known throughout the league as the biggest pussy ever to put on hockey skates, and has the shooting accuracy of an aging grandmother with Parkinson’s.

“Michael Onda skates the same way that old people fuck, slow and sloppy.”

by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020

Michael Reeves

Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.

you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy

by turtle_destroyer June 7, 2020

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

by Jer March 7, 2005

Michael Jackson

An amazing man who will always be remembered for his kindness and sweetness. He will also always be remembered as the one and only King of Pop, the greatest and kindest entertainer of all time. R.I.P. Michael Jackson
1958-2009

"Your daddy was not strange... What he had to go through was strange." - Rev. Al Sharpton speaking at Michael Jackson's televised funeral.

by Joseph Pass. July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that makes you want to show your love and deep appreciation for all around you...often accompanied by an intense need to tell people "I Love you".

Sarah's personality changed when she finally achieved her dreams--Michael Jackson Syndrome took over and she became kind and concerned about others.

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Michael Jackson

One of the greatest legends known as the "King of Pop." Was born on August 29, 1958 and passed away on June 25, 2009 due to "cardiac arrest." May he rest easy because music will never be the same.

How is entertainment going to survive without Michael Jackson?

by chickenwangs June 25, 2009