metrosexual is usually a young urban man, who visits the day spa, has an exclusive gym membership, plays
golf, wears Calvin Klein boxers, gets foils in his hair, wears wrist bands and will often sport a gelled mohawk, a pink ben sherman polo
top (collar is usually popped), deisel shorts and designer flip flops and listen to dance/trance
music. Although they
may appear gay, you can find most metro's hanging out at nightclubs, pubs, bars, cafe's or the beach scamming on young chicks or hairdressers (female). These types of "preppy" metrosexuals are found in
Australia and are usually of Aussie or British descent. They also tend to drink alcoholic beverages such as Corona or Carlsberg whilst watching the
Rugby or AFl, but tend not to yell or shout like NORMAL Aussie blokes. Metro's can also be found hanging out at their local university campus or a
cricket or footy match bitching about all the
pie eating, VB drinking "yobbos or bogans". Metro's like to drive pussy cars like Mazda's, hyundais, mitsubishis, Renault, Jeeps, BMW's, Audi's and new volkswagons (the small hatchback kind) and watch shit TV shows like Australian Idol and Big
Brother and
may sometimes even vote! Metro's usually have a 3 mobile phone and have crappy ass jamster ringtones like crazy frog and Club Anthems 2005! Metros do however attend BBQ's but they bring a thai chicken salad, marinated kalimari or sushi instead of eating the steak and sausages on offer. Metro's tend to supprt faggy less masculine
football teams such as the Fremantle Dockers, St Kilda or Richmond (the glamour, pretty boy teams).
Evan: "Hey Liam i heard that new bar in Fremantle just opened up, apparently they have complimentary wrist bands you know the rubber kind? and tapas,
dip and
rice snacks for nibblies...we should check it out, whatta you reckon?"
Liam: "Sounds sweet, let me just change, I think i'm gonna wear my pale
lemon Elwood polo top and my Dolce aviator sunnies or is that too tryhard, u know being night and all?
Evan: "Hell no, dude that sounds awesome, the ladies won't be able to stay away trust me, i'm gonna wear my peach and mint mooks polo and my gucci slides...make sure you pop that collar, so metrosexual right now!"
