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meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.
Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!
by sistasparkle January 6, 2012
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meth movements

Those totally identifiable, wild and frantic gestures that tip you off to the true source of a person’s energy.
Look at that Energizer Bunny wild-man outside of 7-11 with his arms spinning like windmills; those are meth movements for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2019
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meth whore

Similar to crack whore except crystal is her drug of choice. She can be identified by her skinny body, stringy hair and irregular gait. She is bitchy, paranoid and almost always dangerous. Catch her at the right moment though, and you'll get the ride of your life. She is often found in small towns, rural areas and mobile home parks.
If you gotta do that meth ho, be sure to bring k-y,
cause that crystal don't just make your mouth dry...
by qian li January 13, 2005
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meth math

When the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.
Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
by helleborine February 25, 2010
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Meth Fairy

The meth fairy comes to meth addicts in need when they are in dire need. He/She comes in through the window of meth addicts and goes under their pillow or pile of rags. If the addict has left 50 cents under the pillow or pile of rags, the meth fairy then takes the 50 cents and places a small amount of meth for the addict to wake up to. If the addict sees the meth fairy, he can never tell anyone the fairy's true identity or the meth fairy will fucking shank him
by gahhni noreah April 11, 2009
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Meth

Yo dud, want some meth

no hell no nigga im the police

*pew pew*
by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018
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Meth City

Vancouver, Washington, USA. Not to be confused with Vancouver BC or Washington DC. This quaint town, straight across The Great Columbia River from Portland, Oregon, is the hub of all meth activity in the Northwest, the US, and possibly the entire world. No other place is home to as much meth usage as Vancouver. As a common tourist attraction, meth users can be seen lining every streetcorner, alley, building, and other various structures in Vancouver.

Also goes by the aliases of Vantucky!, The Couve, The VNC, and of course, Meth City.
You smell of meth, my dear. Have you been scumming around in The VNC again? I thought I told you to stay away from that awful Meth City.
by Ethan Bailey January 18, 2006
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