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Away Message Author

A person who chooses to: 1.list several things they are going to be doing in the time following the setting of the away message to the time that that they return, 2.explain in unnecessary detail of the adventures that they are partaking in, or 3.someone who is leaving for a trip and decides to leave an extensive list of things they will be doing.
"My friend is such an 'away message author', he completely makes an elaborate story about what he's doing!"

Ex.1.- Hey, i'm not here, i'm going to wal-mart, then to the mall, then to the bathroom, then home, then.....
Ex.2.- i'm gone right now. i'm at the mall with friends. i'm going to go see a movie, pay $3.50 for a bag of popcorn, leave half of the bag uneaten, throw it away, enjoy the movie, leave, go drive to.....
Ex.3.- sorry, im not here, i'm in houston watching a baseball game. so i could be:
a. in a car
b. getting gas
c. eating candy
d. drinking soda
e. watching the game
f. driving home
g. .....
by Snoop Doggy Bryce September 12, 2008
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messages

Scottish slang for shopping (refers originally to the written shopping list).
Och fur fuck's sake man! They Happy-Shoapper shoapin' bags are pure pish! Thin as shite! Noo airs aw Maurine's messages aw air the flair.
by Scoat March 1, 2008
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text message

the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time
fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.
by dontworryaboutit2012 August 28, 2012
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subliminal messages

A series of advertisiments that flash so fast that your only your sub-conscious mind can pick it up. This method was used alot in the 1950's and 60's to get people to smoke. If it is used enough your actions can be effected by these messages. It has been baned by the US government.
John: I can't stop playing World of Warcraft

Patrick: I think it has subliminal messages in the game.
by bern316 August 26, 2009
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lab productions message board

1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.
"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"
by Wise_Guise May 22, 2006
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drop dead message

A useless (toy) computer message with no remedial action suggested.
The general meaning is that this is the end of the line and you made the wrong choice in the beginning. Also, a message with remedial action suggested that could have been automated.
I just got a drop dead message that says "UNABLE TO OPEN FILE" as in wouldn't it be nice if the genius programmer would tell us more specifically what the problem is and what we might do about it. If the message says "You must dial a 1 before this number", one wonders why the system couldn't just make life a bit easier.
by Chris0101 February 24, 2008
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GameFAQs Message Boards

Hell in the Internet form. A place where people go to post pointless character polls, stories about their uninteresting lives, song lyrics, emo poems, argue about overrated games, emote stupidities, and generally be an all around idiot. Half of the users there don’t even understand the function of the shift key. The few people that are actually sane, original, and witty are always silenced by the power-hungry moderators.

The GameFAQs message boards brainwash their users with some crazy pretend currency system called "Karma" and "Marked Message Accuracy" (MMA). It’s a shame that people can be so easily tricked by imaginary suck-up points.
Reading the GameFAQs message boards makes me cry.”

“GameFAQs message boards? More like LameFAQs message boards. olololol!
by Sub Tank November 10, 2004
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