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Merp

A word used when you are feeling sad or confused about something happening in your life.

Pronounced : mUR - p
For instance:
-“He just asked you out, what are you going to say?”

- “merp” :(
Or
- “my cat just died. Merp”
by Lily maskovitz April 4, 2018
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Merp

When you dont know what to say or do us the word merp, it helps you start a conversation it has various meanings but it is used to start a convo, it can also be used when bored or you just wanna shout a word
Person one: merp person two: what??
Person one: soooo whats the weather today
by Merpworld November 12, 2020
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Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.
Will is merp when he is talking to Bri
by sporty14 January 19, 2024
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Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.
For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..
by vanillarie December 4, 2017
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Merp

Merp is just,merp.
Merpidy merp my mans.
by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 2, 2018
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Merp

When you're a merpy and you just want to merp
"How are you feeling today?"
Gleeby - "MERP"
by Kenosaurous Pine Cone April 17, 2025
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Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.
Your a fucking merp bruh
by Academiclace May 9, 2020
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