Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 17, 2023

Modified Meekins

When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.

“song she did a modified meekins and I came”

by leedleLeen July 15, 2023

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

by gc2467 March 12, 2020

pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 23, 2021

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 23, 2021