Mers

Mers a 2012 virus a corona virus, because we sidnt have mobiles in our arse pockets back then like we do now mers just didnt take off quite as good as covid. Our amygdalas wer not as easy to hyjak then as they are now. Mobiles can be used as weapons when people are sheep...baaa baaa

She caught mers, she had a high fever but it didnt kill her and doctors didnt know what was wrong.

by Nothingbutrouble September 15, 2020

Mer Der

homer simpson after killing his son

Grant disguised as marge: homie wheres bort
HOMER: Mer Der
lisa: ima SAxOphOne
Bort: consume pantaloons.

by Sinclair02 March 11, 2019

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

Mer Fish

A Mer/Mur Fish is a mystical unicorn fish that flies, talks an sings an swims an it eats paper. Mer/Mur Fish Looks like a worm with fins.

"Hey, Look!!! That mer/mur fish is eating paper!" :x that is the Mer fish. ;3

by WeinerFish August 18, 2011

La mer

Oho! That was brilliant! Oh! An it reminds me, I have to add La Mer from Suikoden 4 to my playlist...

Hym "HEY! It's 30 days and 30 nights guy! Josh Hartnett!? Woah! And Breaking bad guy Aaron Paul!? Did you know that the etymology of the name 'Aaron' means 'Warrior Lion' in egyptian and was the name of Moses' brother (Christianity's first prophet). But anywho... That was fantastic. Aaron did a fantastic job of imitating Josh's smoldering qualities while he was playing Josh as himself. That was brilliant! I loved that. I can't believe how good it was. I don't know what the etymology of Josh is though because why would I look that up? La mer from Suikoden 4 is a good song though. Go look it up."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.

Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.

by A Moot Point! October 6, 2008

mer

1. A generic, genderless object pronoun instead of words 'her' and 'him'.

2. A generic, genderless possessive adjective instead of words 'her' and 'him'.

See also 'ee' and 'mers'.

1. The first time I saw mer, I was so shy.

2. Ee was walking to mer desk car to pick mer car keys.

by AqAq May 7, 2018