Woman: "Honey do I look fat in these jeans?"
Boyfriend: "Uh..."
Woman: "DON'T MAKE ME MENORRHAGE ON YOU!!!!"
Boyfriend: "Uh..."
Woman: "DON'T MAKE ME MENORRHAGE ON YOU!!!!"
by MennorhageAwareness November 4, 2012
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The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.
The face a person (usually a woman) has that suggests that they might be going through a menopause. They look/act grumpy, as if they are about to commit a 187, but in reality it's just their neutral expression.
Me: Gee Keryl, why does your mom look like Scarface himself?
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.
Keryl: No worries, she's fine. She's just fallen victim of Menopauseface.
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Get the Menoclaws mug.A menopausal woman with a strong compulsion to join a nunnery. Usually starts with insecurities of the mind in the late forties. No definitive known cure; however, it is believed a good session in the bedroom be actioned to loosen up sufferers' rigid mindset at the time.
My partner has menonunitus, and it's worrying me she will join a nunnery unless I give her a good seeing to!
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