Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005

Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015

meat slinky

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare

"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."

by errataagain October 6, 2009

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 27, 2020

Magatards

Someone who denies the results of a fairly run election and refuses to accept reality.

Gas-Lighting hypocrites.

“Look at our current politics and trumps magatards”

by RęalTælk September 14, 2022

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

lower back meat

When you have no ass and your back seems to meet your legs with a slight chunk of meat in the middle

I have no ass but I do have lower back meat or LBM

by mb92211 March 5, 2014