Mayhaps

When you are sick of telling people maybe, and perhaps just doesnt cut it.

Kenneth, "Hey man are you gonna nightingale that beer or what?"

Wes, "Mayhaps"

by pumba24-7 March 23, 2009

Mayhap

In Stephen King's epic, The Dark Tower Series, Mayhap is a word that means "perhaps"

Roland: Mayhap we can reach the Dark Tower before it falls.

Oy: ayhap!

by Wayne Gall-ent June 22, 2008

MayHamming

To dance in a ridiculous fashion until you can’t breathe properly through over-exertion or laughing.

To create mayhem and 'ham it up' on the dancefloor.

Did you see us MayHamming last night, I laughed so much I almost peed myself

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mayheming

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.

In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.

by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

Mayhem

dont talk about mayhem

Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson

by poopandcheese February 22, 2013

maaham

A short elf-like creature with a violent temper but she has a soft side. VERY loveable and occasionaly sweet, however you are prone to injury in her company. overall a goood friend who is also preetyful.

maaham is going to be mad when she reads this

by tennisgoddess June 6, 2009

Mayhem

The act of being banned by a Semi-Admin for breaking rules on a game server.

When a Semi- Admin login's in secretly and BANS a repeat rules breaker with no warning.

Player: I was switching teams to be on my friends and I got Mayhem'ed from the server.

I found a map glitch and camped it and got Mayhem'ed.

I like spamming my ubber voice pack in game and got Mayhem'ed from the server again.

I troll the forum and start crap and got Mayhem'ed from the forum again.

by M A Y H E M February 5, 2010