Rustin Maxxing

Skipping school several days in the week for no reason, just to wake up at 2pm and get faded and possibly drunk . he will usually get the most drunk, not to mention the loudest and messiest whenever liquor is involved. 90 percent of his choices(legal or illegal) use more impulse than brainpower, unless its to go home at 2am in the middle of the night because he has "stuff to take care of". also he gets absolutely no play :333

(we still love him tho)

i got drunk last night and missed the SAT, i might be rustin maxxing

by _TheBootyBandit_ October 14, 2025

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025

Colin maxon

a man who is autistic and likes to diddle little kids.

oh man dont be a Colin maxon

by Greencreeper1929 December 5, 2025

Muhammad-Maxxing

The idea of trying to emulate or maximize oneself based on perceived traits or behaviors of the Prophet Muhammad in Islam.

Person A: I'm talking to little kids but I'm over 18.
Person B: Bro is Muhammad-Maxxing!

by thomasaquinas January 3, 2026

Rabbi-Maxxing

Doing actions that will take you as close as to a rabbi as possible.

Person 1: Yo, I'm lowkirk hungry.
Person 2: Just eat some foreskin!
Person 1: Why is bro Rabbi-Maxxing.

by thomasaquinas January 11, 2026

Lily Elizabeth Maxson

A unicicorn who is like a rainbow glittery fart. She is usually pretty smart, nobody likes unicorns more than her, and most have light brown hair but some have blonde.

Omg that's Lily, (full name Lily Elizabeth Maxson), she's like a unicorn that fell from the sky!

by Hi.XD October 11, 2017

jelque milk maxxing

jelque milk maxxing is an technice, where you jelque and edge at the same time, resulting in whipped cream like texture.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.

"Shut up dad!, Im jelque milk maxxing" - Max (lost his ability to edge)

by jelque king May 11, 2024