mattijs

Mattijs
One who is butthurt and/or causes others to become butthurt.

or

A police officer

"Dude, stop being so Mattijs right now."

"Sorry dude, my bad, I'm Mattijs"

"Slow down there's a Mattijs over there and you're going 10 over the speed limit"

"Dude, put the blunt down, we're about to drive past a Mattijs"

by Manbearpig297 November 11, 2014

Matits

Matits - A mexican word for cumming upon someones tits.

Matits are hard right now.

by Ball Cluster February 16, 2015

matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Matias

That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.

Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name

by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016

matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017

Matisse

Matisse is a strong, intelligent and rich man. He is the best at sex, has a huge penis, he makes the girls cum and gives them multiple orgasms. He is handsome and can dance like a god. He likes girls and girls like him. He is a leader and always has the best ideas. Matisse is a god or should I say better than a god.

Girl 1: I had sex last night and it was the best I ever had !
Girl 2: Oh u must have done it with Matisse ! Your sooooo lucckkkyyyy !

by Truthman October 24, 2017

Matiss

Matiss (Adjective/Verb)

Adjective:
1) Of poor quality, poorly made or structured.
2) Extremely obese.

Verb:
1) A god amongst men.

Adjective.
1) Person 1 "How can you make a game this bad!?"

Person 2 "It's so matiss!"

2) "If you keep up that diet, you will become very matiss."

Verb.
1) OH MY MATISS!

by KiPRoY October 30, 2017