Old Mantics

Old men, over the age of any kind of logical use to society who insist on being in control. Usually insistent on being correct, and totally narcissistic in behavior. Often times asking someone's opinion on an issue, but quickly belittling them and criticizing the opinion as stupid or ridiculous right before they tell you the correct way. Never listens or considers anyone else but himself.

You can not win when up against old mantics (old man antics)

You know every single time he comes into the room we know we will be bombarded with "i told you so's", or "you should have's" - he's always up to Old Mantics

by DW's July 11, 2016

chub-o-matic

When there's that one girl you ALWAYS have chubs around.

Yo, that girl over there, she's pretty chub-o-matic

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

sketch-o-matic

pure sketch. anyone who acts in a way that is downright shady, off-kilter, up to nothing good..

borrowed from barkay's "sex-o-matic" .. different context though

i.e. "see how he creepin'--? that dude sketch-o-matic"

by ghettoMD October 15, 2013

Do A Matias

To burn an orphanage down. And piss on the charred remains.

- Imma Do A Matias today

-Who are you and why are you in my house

by Chud bucher November 17, 2022

splash o matic

OVERPOWERED WEAPON AND THATS WHY I MAIN IT

It got nerfed 😞

I LOVE BURST BOMBS

1: splash o matic is overpowered ngl

2: f*ck off you dirty piece of sh*t you probably main golden aerospray and spam Booyah bomb or your f*cking sprinklers go KYS you disgrace to the planet earth go back to alterna and get killed by global warming while I stay in turf war with my baby splash o matic

by AmyKinda_gayBro June 4, 2023

Matic

Adze, Pick-Ax

Ya need a matic to git thru that hard dirt.

by Bertha July 18, 2003

magicstick

a penis that owner uses to please others. A black dude dick that pleases many people.

Yo,Johnny gotta a magicstick.

by Ta'Von Powell April 15, 2005