orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017

husband material

hua cheng

Hua Cheng is husband material.

by real gay person November 10, 2021

Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.

After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.

by PMPmstr April 20, 2015

material gorl

a fucking great song

hey john MATERIAL GORL

by Skythesimp December 31, 2021

Libidinal Materialism

A metaphysical framework developed by the philosopher Nick Land which posits that thought and language are inadequate to know the Real. You have to be afflicted by the Real through affect, and that is the only way you can truly know it.

Libidinal Materialism says that reality is stored in the balls.

by PulsatingShadow December 11, 2020

eating material

A female so hot that she is worthy of being eaten out.

That woman is so fine; she is definitely eating material!

by Cunnilinguist96 December 25, 2010

material squirrel

When a squirrel is materialistic.

I´m a ✨material squirrel.✨

by oikawaissuperior April 24, 2022