Color Match Your Butthole 

When getting the right nude lipstick color make it match the color of your butthole.

Girl 1: Hey what nude color lipstick should i get?
William: Color match your butthole
Girl 1: PERFECT

Color Match Your Butthole by Bootifuk February 17, 2015

carpets match the drapes 

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

carpets match the drapes by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

Kissy Match 

A romantic couple.

Congrats to Keith and Kathleen on their new kissy match.

Kissy Match by TigerToe November 2, 2014

ass match 

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

ass match by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018

bait-match 

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.

The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!

bait-match by Jon Ace January 3, 2007

drapes match the carpet 

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

drapes match the carpet by Glenwood October 1, 2006

A Match Made In China 

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.

John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.

A Match Made In China by Grace ! March 28, 2010