Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

masterbatious

An individual who is so sexually attractive that one may be tempted to masterbate to thoughts of them.

Dude, that girl who sat in front of us in econ today was so masterbatious.

by PhrosTT January 17, 2006

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003