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Masturbatorium

Any location in a single guy's living quarters consisting of pornographic material and a cum-stained office chair reeking of old ass sweat, cigarette smoke, and beer. After 1995, said spaces also contained a personal computer dedicated to storing and searching for hardcore pornagrahy.

Some masturbatoriums can grow quite large, taking up whole basements of houses. These are dedicated to both masturbation and entertaining. This larger space may contain an old sofa, games, and mini fridges for use during the refractory periods of the host and his guests.
The Tesla Factory in Fremont, CA, could be viewed as an example of a 21st century masturbatorium on a grand scale. In lieu of pornography, the masturbatorium is adorned with images of the latest models, as well as pictures of the company president's life from childhood to present.
by anonymous February 11, 2023
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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
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Miramichi masturbator

(also called m&m's)

Residents of Miramichi who masturbate all the time even when when it causes them trouble. They will never stop, even if the red dragon says so.
Ohhh snap, she's masturbating in class again. She's such a Miramichi masturbator.

Can you please stop masturbating when i'm talking to you? Jeez you're such a m&m
by shanayjohnson44 November 10, 2010
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Realist masturbator

A person who masturbates only to women/men that are in their league.
Yo dude Mike told me he only jerks off to fat chicks.

Yeah cause Mike's a realist masturbator.
by Elmo24 October 20, 2012
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mastubatory miscalculation

Whe a male masturbates and he miscalculates the force of the said ejaculation and proceeds to splash his own spooge on his chin or other facial area!!!
Dude i had a mastubatory miscalculation last night and came in my own mouth!!! It sucked!!!
by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
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chronic live masturbater

a chronic live masturbater is someone who plays xbox live or playstaion live alll day. they occasionally get out of there parents basments to go to the bathroom and eat. And when there not playing which is about 20 min a day there are masturbating to the thought of it. it is a very bad diseas and right now there is no cure.
oh my god i just got a nuke i have to take a 20 min brake to beat my meat to the thought of that nuke i just got...oh my god...tht feels so GOOODDD!!!! i am such a chronic live masturbater
by Joediesel72 March 3, 2010
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