Usually a Spanish name. Anyone with the last name Martins is automatically the most kind hearted loving person you will ever meet, they will always be there no matter what to pick you up when your down or even just to talk when no one else wants to. They’re a different breed of amazing in looks and personality and deserve the world yet the people who have offered to show it to them may have failed. They most likely have been through a lot of stress and emotional Trauma but instead of folding under the pressure they stayed positive and learned and grew learning from the experience. Martins’ are the best friend you could ever ask for and if you ever become friends with someone who holds this last name be prepared to love them like a brother because they will be around for the long haul
by Broncosfan37 February 02, 2020
Martin is a another name for a complete and utter dickhead. Martins are normally copy cats and pussy's towards others. Do be warned that if you try to throw a punch at a Martin he will simply run away! DO NOT EVER invite a Martin to your house as he will simply whine that he wants to go home.
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
Martin's are usually Asian and tanned colour!
MARTINS HAVE ABNORMALLY LARGE DICKS
by Clint July 10, 2015
Robert asked Martin where he is going,
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!
by Legend07_1973 April 05, 2023
oh my goodness you're such a martin!
by bgdutjdkf April 26, 2017
Martin is, well. A guy. But not just some ordinary guy. Martin is usually said as “Martín” As it is usually a Latino name. But could be anything. Martins usually have a HUGE self esteem. Always bragging about their stuff. But Martins are kind. They are HOT. They can lighten up anyone’s day. And can always make you smile. One thing though: Martins can be lazy. But that necessarily isn’t a bad thing. It just adds to his amazing personality. Any girl would be lucky and grateful thanking the gods that she even got the CHANCE to be in the vicinity of a Martin. Better yet have a Martin actually LIKE them.
“Yo. Look at his lazy ass eating food on the couch.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
“He’s hot. He may be lazy. He may be insensitive. But he’s a Martin.”
“Fuck you’re right.”
by M art in words September 17, 2018
A human of darker pigmentation,Also referred as a Nigga.Martin tyoe niggas lives on ice cubes,bananas,mad hoes,and beating retarded kids.
by Martindamonkey May 22, 2019
When a very stressed out engineer takes a giant dump in the ERC toilet, thus leaving streak marks in the toilet
by Young Genius March 04, 2008