maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

drew marion

A gay guy that can never win legitimately at Super Smash Bros, even though he plays 24/7

"Dude, you only won because I accidently fell off of the side of the map! You really pulled a Drew Marion!"

by Jesus McAlwaysRight November 8, 2007

marlon brando fat

used to describe a person beyond the scope of just the word fat.
first used at Download festival 06, donnington. to discribe Chino of the deftones apperance.

"he's not fat, he's marlon brando fat!"

by Jimmy_t August 9, 2006

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Marlon

Marlon is always the type to be there for someone. He’s very loving, but however he can be very careless at times. He tends to let things bother him. He’s very toxic at times but over all a handsome man! If you find a Marlon drop em because he’s mine 🥰

look at Marlon over there 👀

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Marion Berry

Probably a real person, but maybe not. Seems to get confused with Marion Barry (yes, that's with an "A"), former mayor of Washington D.C. who was caught smoking crack in a hotel room. He was later re-elected to a second term.

Marion Berry wasn't as bad as Marion Barry.

by Farnsworth Gordon September 17, 2004

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006