Throw a Manning

The act of throwing in the towel; giving up. Coming from a common towel model at IKEA

I had to throw a Manning yesterday at work, I was pissed off

Tim really threw a Manning in the game on the weekend.

Man I am knackered I feel like throwing in the Manning.

by On Piste Elocutio January 12, 2015

peyton manning

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.

"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

by im eli manning February 10, 2008

Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen

Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"

by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009

peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.

Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning

by G-Rad January 16, 2008

Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.

...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect

by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008

Dirty Manning

When you slide your nuts and butt hole across a chick face simply for your own amusement.

(Man to friend) "i saw this chick wearing a peyton manning jersey and it inspired me to slide up on her and give her a hall of fame dirty manning"

by Runnamukk775 September 12, 2016

Mandingette

The female version of a "Mandingo" (Mandingo is a reference to one with an abnormally large penis). A "Mandingette" is one with abnormally large/bubbly posterior or breasts.

Dude! Check out that mandingette over there! Her rack is massive.

by Ghetto Booty 6996 November 30, 2011