soccer manager

Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.

Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!

Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!

Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.

Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.

by T-dawg17 April 17, 2012

IMRL Manager

DEFINITION:

IMRL MANAGER: The marine who tracks specialized test equipment, (imrl gear) for the maintenance departments in all aviation squadrons in the NAVY and Marine Corps. Usually works in Tool Room.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine assumed to be responsible for EVERYTHING, because no one understands for sure what they do. Most often thought to be associated with tools, HAZMAT, or supply.

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IMRL MANAGER: The hardest working marine in the squadron who is constantly presumed to be a lazy shitbag because no one knows what they do.

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IMRL MANAGER: The marine to blame for everything that goes wrong.

EXAMPLES:

Marine 1) Hey we broke all these tools for no reason, lets go ask the IMRL Manager to fix it, she's been at work for the last 72 hours but I'm sure she isn't busy.

Marine 2) Hey we didn't make our flight hours this week, it's definately that imrl Manager's fault.

Marine 3) Hey supply hasn't brought us any of the staplers we ordered. Let's complain to the IMRL manager, i think that's part of his job.

by Marine227 August 31, 2010

manged

a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually

Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.

by Mango the mang February 10, 2005

Task managered

To be task managered:
Having your computer frozen by a nearby twat

In institutions such as schools, where the task manager command is disabled, by pressing and holding the keys Ctrl, Shift and Esc for a period of time it is easy to successfully freeze a colleague's computer. This causes them to lose all their work. TASK MANAGERED!

by gaaaaaaaaaay kenilworth October 8, 2009

Mange of hobos

A group of vagrants consisting of 3 or more individuals. Also known as a Vomit of vagrants.

There was a mange of hobos sitting in the park drinking malt liquor and smoking crack.

by djshok October 17, 2011

assistant manager

one who does all the crap other people won't and listens to all the bitchin from both sides.

The assistant manager will do it.

by beckstarr August 22, 2008

Maneri

a large black man, usually has shirt on backwards not on purpose, always drinking cool-air or grape soda

yo that maneri back there scared me i thought he was gunna stab me

by weissy555 January 12, 2009