morning mahogany

(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.

morning mahogany

guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?

guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.

guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.

by the urbster September 16, 2010

Mahogamy

Having a relationship with only one wood for the rest of your life.

Practicing Mahogamy was a way to show my other furniture that I was committed...

by dirtsquadbitch October 2, 2010

Manahawkin Manhole Cover

Right after your ass fucking someone you pull your dick out and lay your balls on their gapping asshole.

Mark came home to Manahawkin opened the door to find the Manahawkin Manhole Cover happening in his bedroom right when his friend was covering his girlfriends ass with his balls

by NORATS July 12, 2017

Mahogani

A very beautiful human being that deserves the world. Is also goofy as fuck and very chill once you get to know them. She or he likes to keep their social circle tight (meaning no outsiders). She or he don't like talk to people or getting to know new people. They also like to get out of their comfort zone! They also do things that people won't imagine them doing ! (They are very undercover and low key with a lot things therefore when they tell u they do certain things you will be very shock!) and THEY ARE BIG FREAKS EVEN THOUGH THEY MIGHT NOT SHOW IT! And not regular freaky but a big freak! So watch out ! But they also are fun loving people and just want to be loved. They also hate being annoyed that's the biggest way to get unfriend!!

Looking for a goofy and chill friend get a Mahogani.

by 1by1_the real June 6, 2019

Mahomet

A small town full of rich people and over-achievers right outside of Champaign IL. They like to make everyone else feel inferior to them.

He acts like he's from Mahomet all the time!

by DestructiveSaturn March 11, 2009

manhoe

a man who's a hoe, or a name used for fun

nick is such a manhoe

by sooperstar567 May 13, 2008

Macho Man

Randy Savage. Legendary wrestler for the WWF. Also, former spokesman for Slim Jim. Oooooh Yeah!

Also has released a rap album....*cough*

Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!

by CornBald October 29, 2004