Mustard & Mayonaise

Colored Side walls on Tires.Mustard is defined as the yellow sidewalls, Mayonaise is defined as the white side walls. Together they are refered to as Mustard and Mayonaise, refered to by hip hop artists in Vallejo, California

Yo Dog that Nigga is Rollin on twenty twos wit Mustard and Mayonaise

by Los of Vallejo April 5, 2004

mayonaise box

A jizz filld twat, A pussy with extra sauce

I just saw a porn with a bitch that had the gooeyest mayonaise box you ever saw

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Mayonnaise Bag

Male sex organ aka Yambag.

Once I announced to Sheila that I was about to cum, she proceeded to squeeze my mayonnaise bag until it was empty.

by Pepper November 2, 2004

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.

When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.

by saltynutbag February 20, 2010

Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.

I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.

by StankN October 17, 2010

mayonnaiseing

Compound word of half man, half amazing.

Word created by LeeAnna and Matthew.

A hybrid man who is infused with incredibly high levels of amazing. Often confused with an being from another planet.

" Where's his spaceship, he's so mayonnaiseing he can't be from this planet."

Bawk bawk.

by pamyoumanatee! August 6, 2011

mayonnaise muncher

1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.

2. A ho.

Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!

You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?

by Radio Rental December 7, 2013