Maintain

To calm down
To chill
To relax

Goon1: Im so angryyyyy
Goon2: Just maintain

by p234 April 23, 2018

Mainstream Hipster

A person, usually among the young demographic, who consistently wears plaid shirts and skinny jeans. They go for the 'hipster look', however, they generally still listen to mainstream pop and hip-hop, which defeats the purpose of their efforts. (They may also listen to 'alternative' like Mumford and Sons or Death Cab for Cutie's new album). Mainstream Hipsters will generally group together to form their own clique of MHs, however, they can be spotted among other social groups occasionally.

Mainstream Hipster 1: "Omg, did you know that Ben Gibbard used to have this band called The Postal Service? Omg, that was like, so long ago."
MH 2: "No way! That's soo cool. Death Cab for Cutie is like, my FAVORITE. They're sooo hipster."
MH 1: "omg I know."
*real hipsters walk by, listening to Jinja Safari and Arctic Monkeys*
Real Hipster 1: "Wow, look at those Mainstream Hipsters."
Real Hipster 2: "Hipster fail."

by Lucero3 August 30, 2012

Mainstream Media

A term used by people who get all of their "news" and "information" from youtube, to describe any source offering facts that don't comport with the nonsense they've been consuming. More hardcore idiots will use the acronym MSM because they reference the mainstream media so much.

I went to buy some light bulbs and the cashier started telling me about how the mainstream media is covering up UFOs. When I told him I didn't have time to talk, he told me I had been "blue pilled."

by slayalltrolls April 16, 2017

Mainstreamphobia

Fear or dislike of normal people.

I can't be around these normal people, i have mainstreamphobia, they scare me.

by ceelowill August 18, 2008

mainstream clothes

The common, typical items of clothing especially worn by teenagers. These clothes consist of:

-Superdry
-Hollister
-Abercrombie and Fitch
-Jack Wills
-Mustard Chinos (boys)
-Jeans
-Polo shirts

The average teenager would be seen wearing these.

Person One: Today, whilst in town, I saw 46 Superdry coats and 27 boys wearing those Topman mustard chinos.

Person Two: Urgh, god. Yeah everybody at the minute is wearing stuff like Hollister and Jack Wills. I can't stand all the mainstream clothes!

by thecrazygingerchap June 1, 2011

Mainstreamhood

when something virtually unheard of or unused becomes heard of and the norm.

relevant, common, known

Twitter is now mainstreamhood b/c of Russell brand

by grip100692 January 29, 2009

minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."

"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."

by lil'le December 11, 2009