Magazine

A magazine is a periodical publication, generally published on a regular schedule (often weekly or monthly), containing a variety of content. They are generally financed by advertising, by a purchase price, by prepaid subscriptions, or by a combination of the three.

Im reading a magazine.

by Α March 7, 2022

magazine

good ass suicideboys song

1) have you listened to magazine yet?”
2) bro that shits too good

3) ruby went bonkers”

by oozio April 4, 2022

Magazine

The quiet kid's been a lil weird around em.

The quiet kid brought a magazine to school.
it said "50 Ammo"
The teacher brought a magazine to school.
it said "Free Toasters!"

by Kyermike April 29, 2023

Magazine

A covertly back out of a plan at the last minute.

Guy: hitting on a girl

Girl: My boyfriend is coming! Magazine! Magazine!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024

magazine job

When your hand will no longer suffice to fan the stench of a fart away. Usually preemptive of a bathroom visit to follow; in which case the magazine becomes useful as reading material.

Chuck, that was foul! Your fanning method isn't doing you any favors. That is a magazine job, my friend.

by Tony Tobasco March 9, 2026

Magazine dreams

To chase a prosperous life knowing the hard battles that come along with it

Where’s Daniel?

He’s probably somewhere getting rich and stacking money you know he got “magazine dreams”.

by Mmmmmmmoneymmmmmmmmmoves June 3, 2025

Magazine Fatigue

When a person drafts a fantasy league using an archaic form of information such as magazines and news clippings and can start the season strong but eventually lose more and more until they are the bottom of the league and out of contention

“It’s cause injuries” “it’s because other people made trades” “waiver wire wasn’t good” all examples of excuses but it’s magazine fatigue

by Bruceeeeeeee December 1, 2025