MOW MUPPETS

The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game.

Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow muppets

by Stevo! December 8, 2006

Mow the lawn

When you or another person involved smokes all of the pot on your persons, or in your possessions.

"Yo nigga! Let's blaze us a fatty on lunch break!"
"I can't, J-Rod decided to mow the lawn last night!"

by DirtyXVegas December 18, 2008

mow downs

to get something to eat, especially after smoking weed.

"dude iam so stoned right now i could go for some mow downs."

by scottish95104 February 3, 2009

mow

short for more, if you havent noticed gangsters, black peolpe, any one with a dark skin tone dosent use "R" in a sentence unless its at the begining of the sentence

yo pass me some mow of that fowdy, a.k.a. fordy "colt 45"

by josh January 23, 2005

flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.

The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!

by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018

Mow Tuna

Slang for eating someone out; or slang eating pussy.

Person A: BRO WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!?
Person B: Oh I had to mow tuna.

by laundryadvertisement August 24, 2020