monoguansyphilaids

monoguansyphilaids - A combination of the most common STD's. By definition, this could be applied to either a human being or a personal computer. It simply suggests that who or whatever it is applied to, is simply disgusting or grossly infected.

You have monoguansyphilaids. Your PC is infected with a virus, it probably has monoguansyphilaids.

by Skootz October 23, 2012

Monogay

1. Being suuuuuper straight (*wink wink*) yet being gay for one particular person of the same sex.

Tim: You're so monogay.
Susan: I'm not gay!
Tim: You're basically dating your best friend, who is a girl. And I said monogay.
Susan: Yeah, but it's totally straight.
Tim: You're totally monogay.

by H A H A H A July 15, 2014

monogamonkey

someone that jumps from one relationship to another without much of a pause in between

Did you hear that Natalie is dating Kyle? It hasn't even been a month since she broke up with Chad. What a monogamonkey.

by nattack69 May 7, 2020

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

mongboard

An internet forum or message board that mongs spend a lot of time monging about on.

Bill: Did you watch Doctor Who last night?
Phil: No, I was too busy monging on a mongboard.

by Bertie Ollocks June 21, 2008

mongaretardaloid

You complete and utter fucking retarded mongoloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011

Mongelating

Someone who acts autistic around you and isn’t actually autistic

Look at that guy he is mongelating

by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021