Missouri Pass

PASS, AKA The Missouri Pass is used by normal people when midwesterners ask them an annoying question, when “no, or no thanks, or nah” is just not enough. It’s one small word that says so little, yet is an insulting and effective way of never, ever doing something.

Hey TJ, wanna sit in the driveway and have a few drinks in the 95° weather, while I scream at my kids?

TJ: PASS (Missouri Pass)

by DoLessNoStressGodBless September 4, 2022

Eagleville Missouri

If you desire a third world shit-hole experience, And have a little time on your hands, Then why not stop in to the shittiest place south of the iowa border. Eagleville is overran by inbred wannabe rednecks. In order to fit in in this town you gotta have one of them higher up last names that starts with a c or a g or a p. You will never again come across anybody more judgemental or up in everybody else's business and having the cops on speed dial like you will with the snitches of Eagleville. The previous sheriff of the county recently painted his wall red after he got caught stealing drugs and abusing power. The court system of the county is rigged and unjust. With all the crooked stuff going on in harrison county. One knows he is safe if he just avoids that shitty place called Methany..(bethany)

Tom paid someone to steal his truck for the insurance money to pay off the bank loan at the Eagleville Missouri bank.

by Luserfriendly March 6, 2023

conway missouri

A lol bitty ol town bout 15 minutes from the city of "wannabeagayboy" or as some call it lebanon missouri. Conway folks dont take shit and say grace at the table. Go to church on sundys and arent afraid of nothing. Especially all the redneck folks on the outskirts.

Conway Missouri is the most redneck f#"&ing town ive ever seen in my goddamn life

by #dipperdan November 29, 2018

springfield, missouri

The third largest city in Missouri; located in Greene country.

Brad Pitt is from springfield, missouri

by jimbob2000 February 26, 2011

Missouri Mudball

When a chick snorts up diarrhea from a chick/guy's asshole, straight up into her mouth, and then makes out with the chick/guy.

Dude, your dad gave your mom a Missouri Mudball last night? That's straight fucked up.

by DOUCHUS February 16, 2010

Perryville, Missouri

Little Hick ass town in the middle of no where!! With a bad football team!!

Have u been to Perryville, Missouri?
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by dustin clay February 4, 2012

bolivar, missouri

A small city in Missouri that has more churches than stop signs. Seriously, the rule of 3 applies to churches in this shithole. Good luck if you're gay or liberal.

I went to Bolivar, Missouri and they damn near crucified me because of my Metallica shirt.

by Ralynnchel June 28, 2017