mildrid

used by nerdy guys or funny guys pretending to be nerdy to point out an attractive girl

Fellow males, Mildrid at 5 pie over 2 radians; fuzzleberries the tape on my glasses just fell off.

by Urban Dictionary April 25, 2004

mildly retarded

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

Milwaukee Pit Stop

The act of inserting a fully erect penis into a women's armpit as if to simulate intercourse. Best results arise from use of cheese wiz as lubricant.

Leo: What happened with that girl from Wisconsin last night?
Sawyer: She busted out a bottle of cheese wiz and I gave her a Milwaukee Pit Stop.
Leo: YOOOOOO

by WarriorsComeOutToPlay September 3, 2013

mildlife

The clutter, detritus and native inhabitants of urban apartments.

The mildlife of Jack's penthouse consisted of old pizza boxes, musty coffee mugs and a very dilapidated Jack.

by Liamufasa September 22, 2007

Milwaukee Sunrise

The act of blindfolding a one night stand at a wedding with a cummerbund, while performing various sex acts.

I went to Lizzie's wedding and I totally gave some dude a Milwaukee Sunrise.

by LongLastingValue June 10, 2015

miled up

Something that has very high mileage (i.e a car, a woman, a horse)

Damn Kidd, that carr is miled up

by Bobnissan October 4, 2015

Mild Belushi

A Mild Belushi is when you drink your favorite energy drink, and also smoke some weed.
A watered down version of a "speedball", a mixture of heroin and cocaine.

(Not to be confused with James Belushi.)

This meeting makes me nervous, maybe we should get our Mild Belushi on first.

I LOVE to Mild Belushi when I play video games.

Everything seems better when you Mild Belushi.

by Rudy Boyd June 19, 2017