Midget 

My short acoustic friend

If someone is short and walking you can say hey look at that midget

Midget by Kile1010 May 9, 2024

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023

Midget Forehead 

A forehead so big that it would stay the same size if you became a midget

"My girlfriend isn't tall, her height is in her midget forehead."

Midget Forehead by Lightningr1der January 16, 2020

midget hitter 

A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.

Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.

midget hitter by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016

midget farming 

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

midget farming by chachaddict April 17, 2009

midget pumper 

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

midget pumper by det.und August 26, 2005

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.

Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"

Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005