Macintosh

The system where you can't do anything without Microsoft Windows.

"Buy a macintosh. Apple makes better computers."

Me: "Do me a favor and throw that in the trash." "Get a windows PC Instead."

by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017

macintosh jardin

He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.

I love you Macintosh Jardin!

Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.

Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.

Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.

Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.

by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018

Macintoshing

Someone very annoying and everyone dislikes

"that guys a real macintoshing"

by Deeznutsintoshing September 25, 2021

Macintosh

an underpowered computer that only succeeded because the Apple IIGS was crippled so it didn't overtake the Macintosh. if the IIGS was made without restrictions Apple would be a very different company.

The IIGS should have been more powerful than the Macintosh.

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Macintoshing

One who makes horrible jokes on the internet, usually is a white American.

His jokes were so unfunny, hes totally a Macintoshing.

by Deeznutsintoshing April 24, 2022

Macintosh 128K

The oldest computer people actually remember.

We don't need the Macintosh 128K.

by DX82 May 31, 2023

macintoshiba

basically a toshiba laptop running hackintoshed mac os

Bob: Dayum your mac lookin' like a toshiba
Smith: I know, it's a macintoshiba

by Kara Kurentli March 5, 2025