Ma'am-maw

A morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the United States, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. Ma'am-maws (pronounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future Ma'am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. Upon reaching a level of obesity where sex and age seem less pronounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them Ma'am-maw. They will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. Ma'am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children's beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.

I wanted some meatballs at the buffet, but some Ma'am-maw cleaned them all out!

by Scandanavian746 June 10, 2010

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016

Meme-maw

An older woman (age 50 plus) who constantly overshares memes on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)

Have you seen how many different times Sheila has posted a version of the Kermit drinking Lipton tea meme on her Facebook lately? That woman is a Meme-maw!

by The Footlong .. and then some October 9, 2018

Dirty Mee-maw

The act of skinning a deer and pressing one's anus against the deer's tongue and creating a screen play.

Last night I feel asleep after my cocaine binge and woke up to Dave pulling a dirty Mee-maw

by Mumfort_The_Great October 1, 2021

The Maw

A fat bird with a nice face, observed in waterfront swimming pool, who we thought had kids.

Todd: Shit man here comes the maw, shes so fat, nice face though.
Paterson: Yeh man, dunno whether or not shed get pumped...

by The Payter September 27, 2006

yer maw

a scottish way of saying your mother

yer maw is a fat poo

by Mrlolmcsweggypants April 11, 2015

crotch maw

n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent

I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.

by Quasita August 30, 2015