Bishop's Massage

1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.

2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.

1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.

2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Massachusetts Lane Change

In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.

Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.

by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008

mass genocide

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer

After a rousing round of mass genocide, little Billy slept for three days

by Adge August 15, 2006

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.

I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.

by Nive7 June 2, 2010

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

by VPforVP September 23, 2012