Silly Martinez

A person bends over while another person takes a big juicy, red apple and shoves it up the other person's asshole.

Jasmine gave me a Silly Martinez! I couldn't walk for a week.

by Jazlene October 20, 2008

marionette

wooden, lifeless doll manipulated by hidden string pullers who put words in his mouth while living vicariously through his actions

"At least Al Gore can pop a woody, unlike that Texas marionette"

by Laura Bush April 28, 2003

martinez

short for Martini and easy, easy going but tough, passed on from generations to generations, funny but sarcastic.

Wow! Did you hear about Martinez? He was one tough guy but yet he is SO DANG FUNNY!

by Lonjas Lil June 13, 2008

Wal-Martinez

A Wal-Mart store in Mexico

Juan: Want to cross over into Texas?
Pedro: Can't. Have to take my seeester to Wal-Martinez for some shopping.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

Marlone

A Fat ass nigga.

Marlone Fat asf .

by Feedsok July 13, 2016

dirty martinez

spin off of the classic dirty sanchez, except you stick your own finger in your own ass and wipe it across your own upper lip.

dirty martinez see above explanation

by brycemovement August 6, 2006

Natalie Martinez

a very nice and pretty girl is a hard worker

heather is such a Natalie Martinez

by miranda ♥ March 30, 2010