Hans Moleman

god of kickassedness

hans is in charge of everything that is cool and unshawish!!

by SHOVINISTS May 10, 2005

malemaism

A statement made by the lemmings stupid and possibly retarded leader. Often made in reaction to a threat and to keep down that terrible white society who is forever pointing and laughing at the stupid lemming who they realise is corrupting a nation. A malemaism statement will inevitably use the race card

The following are good examples of Malemaism

On women and rape:
"When a woman didn't enjoy it, she leaves early in the morning. Those who had a nice time will wait until the sun comes out, request breakfast and ask for taxi money."

“This ANC has taught those who are insulting it today to use fork and knife, to taste red wine, to wear expensive suits and to swap red sockess for many other colours,” Malema said.

by Lemming hater April 12, 2010

malebag

a man's scrotum

another word for the ballsack

She chewed on my malebag for about 10 minutes before I spunked.

by Luke L. June 20, 2006

mallmanac

A shopping mall directory, appearing like a giant maze with blocks and numbers on it.

Possibly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

I can't find the shoe store. Let me look at the mallmanac.

by drm310 January 6, 2012

molemaster

Someone who has no life, so they command moles into a military operation, albeit a very bad military operation.

There was a mole outbreak at a school because some lonely kid became a molemaster.

by XYZcoaster November 9, 2013

maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017

Maleea

Maleea is a very beautiful person who is a great person to pay attention to. When you get to know her she is an amazing person to have as a best friend. She's very pretty and has an adorable smile. Her hair is always perfect and flawless even when she's not trying. She really like watching movies and has a huge collection of them. Don't loose a friendship you have with a maleea because she is definitely a keeper!

Yeah I've got a hot best friend and her name is Maleea.

by Cats are the best thing EVER June 1, 2018