lunchables

a type of snack food that children take to school.
Used while at the bottom of a "fighting growlbacks pit".

a little help down here...maybe some LUNCHABLES....or a juicebox.....i love you too brett

by lindyn September 24, 2004

School Lunch

School lunch consists of:

day old pizza, week old meatloaf, or improperly cooked hamburgers

moldy bread, cold pasta, or burnt vegetables

expired milk

OMG they gave me milk that expired 3 weeks ago! and why is this chicken sandwich pink? fluck the school lunch!

by norbert from earth April 28, 2007

brown bag lunch

When a gentleman places his scrotum and testicles inside the anal cavity of the young lady thus acquiring said "brown bag". The coated scrotum is then placed into the womans mouth thus creating a "Brown Bag Lunch".

After a stimulating night at the opera Theodore surprised Emily with a Brown Bag Lunch. As per Jeeves, the butler, cleanup was "ghastly".

by Dick Throbbington February 21, 2011

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Lunch-pusher

1. Someone who returns anothers excretions through anal intercourse.

2. Faggot

Boy i thought Peter North was the coolest dude alive until i found out that he was a lunch-pusher.

by N-Unit May 17, 2003

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

Light Lunch

A small meal that's just big enough to satisfy a hungry tummy.

Kaylee : I believe i'll have a Light Lunch today just a salad & water for meI
Kiersten : Yeah I noticed you gained some weight I'll have a light lunch as well, lets see give me a double cheeseburger, large fries, large soda, and a cherry pie too!
Burger Boy : Wow you are so cute you look just like a pornstar?
Kaylee : Really!
Kiersten : Not you silly he's talking to me, no I just look like one & act like one every night in bed, all I have to do is spread my leg's and my man cum's for me!
Burger Boy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: O wow I made the burger boy cream his pant's!
Kaylee : Was that really necessary?
Kiersten : Oh shut up and eat your salad fat ass!

by SlopNChop December 21, 2017