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Limb Lump Dump 

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
Limb Lump Dump by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007
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Jumpa Lump 

A Jumpa Lump is a polite way of saying fat person.
John: Geez that kid is a Jumpa Lump.
Tom: Yeah i know the Jumpa Lump stole my lunch today.
Jumpa Lump by JoseJack November 7, 2009
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weiner lump 

The obvious lump exhibited by a man who wears tight or thin pants with no underwear.
"Man...that dirt hippie is wearing camping pants with no underwear. Would you look at that weiner lump? It is a like a leather sack full of nickels."
weiner lump by CPT Ron October 12, 2013

Pussy lump 

the vaginal area appears to a large, round lump that sticks out farther than it should. often occurs on fat asses.
Savannah: look at that girls fucking pussy lump!!!

Michelle: it looks like a second stomach!
Pussy lump by 69ing November 24, 2009

pelvis lump 

The huge gut located on a fat person's pelvis area. The second part of a double gut. Often covers the private part of a fat person.
The heavy set woman had a huge pelvis lump!
pelvis lump by JPphatdubbs November 10, 2008

wall lump 

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”
Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please
wall lump by jonesy :) x August 25, 2019

frump-a-lump 

A frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. One also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. You might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. Frump-a-lump's can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper class. Although most are quite prominent in Low Socio-Economic Status areas such as Dandenong and Croydon.
Danny - "dude, i copped some fat head this morning!"

Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"

Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"

Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"

Dannny - "Yeah"

Sean - "Sweet!"
frump-a-lump by gannog September 30, 2007