lotson

When somebody has Lots On their mind and they are too unfocussed to make logical decisions they are LOTSON. Irrational thinking brought on by not focusing reasonably on facts versus fiction.

Billy is making bad decisions by not focusing on what is important, his brain is LOTSON right now...

by YCSWYD March 1, 2018

LOTION EXPLOSION

When you use so much lotion it's an explosion. If you know what I'm saying. 😏

Samanathas daddy had a lotion explosion.

by BananaApples creator of fruit October 7, 2018

Lotion wrinkles

When your put to much lotion on a body part and it starys to wrinkle

Jake has lotion wrinkles from to much lotion

by kkdude_163x February 13, 2019

lotion

dope cream that helps you masterbate a lot easier. it is dope

guy 1: i love to put lotion on.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: oh you know why

by lotion master 69 December 4, 2019

lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotion collector

Someone who has an unusual amount of skin moisturizer for unknown reasons

"Tim was hella awkward around the hoes, he had to become a lotion collector"

by TheEvilLotionCollector May 13, 2022

Lotionated

A term used to describe the feeling after putting lotion on ones skin

My hands feel lotionated after puting on some lotion.

by RAHJAGGY February 28, 2023