LOLzels

Laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor."

Guy - Hey beautiful, where were you all night?
Girl - Sorry, got busy on the cell.
Guy - You won't believe this - I got bored and added your Mom as a Facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up for some Cyber Sex.
Girl - wtf; you bastard; I'll cut your nuts off.
Guy - Aww baby. I was just kidding. But damn, I got you so good. LOLzels.
Girl - You better be telling the truth or I will cut you.
Guy - I am baby, I am. I was all just a joke.

by tony1111 December 20, 2009

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

A Simone Looze

A very unpleasant woman. There is no good quality in her brain. A real cunt of a woman but that word is still not strong enough. she only thinks of herself and takes pleasure in the pain of others

Her: so what if I fucked you dad and ended your parent's marriage, then put my cigarette out in your grandma's ashes while taking a shit on your dog. I still got laid, didn't I?
Him: you are such A Simone Looze.

by Chubbs_McCoy July 24, 2018

lizette

just a bad ass nigga in third

the girl named lizette that sits next to me.

by eric hudika January 22, 2008

lozenge rock

Modern Heavy Metal. A term given to "rock music" where the singer chooses to scream or roar out the lyrics as opposed to actually singing them. An act that makes the throat rather soar and hoarse afterwards, causes the musician to require a lozenge of some kind

Some may say that Rock & Roll died with Kurt Cobain, but, in fact, it died with the surfacing of Lozenge Rock

by lishuss October 14, 2005

lolzerfaust

Derived from the Panzerfaust in Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory. Used in conjunction with a multiple panzerfaust kill, or just as a general replacement for lol.

Lolzerfaust! I got 4 that time!

by Bummey July 19, 2003

Lonzerotti's Rat

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.

I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.

by rocketman January 30, 2005