A bad bitch of a wife that wakes up before you makes you a hot breakfast and packs you a homemade badass lunch so you don’t have to eat shit from the gas station.
Hey bro you gonna get lunch at the Valero? Naw bro my wifey is lonche queen she already packed my lunch.
by Dr.Notsopepper March 10, 2021
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by Jess is online June 1, 2021
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Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......
It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.
Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.
Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......
It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.
Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.
Me- "I have experienced this only once...... and i can never forget the moment.... my life is never as good as it should be now.... my expectation of existence is so high. I am currently looking for the man who did this to me....... to marry him. All i know is after the deed he said Lochog in my ear and that was it. The next morning after a perfect 8 hours of deep sleep.... yes brought on by the Lochog he was gone."
Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"
Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"
Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"
Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"
by HelpMeFindLochog October 28, 2021
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OMG IS THAT A LOCHRIN!?
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Get the David Loch mug.The clever, cunning, hopeful scion of Annieth, <Throne of Glass, Sarah J Maas> who can don any personality as easily as a piece of clothing and manipulate anything/one, including Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan. She has an injured ankle, and was enslaved by her uncle, but serves the court of Terrasen loyally. Lady of Perranth. Frequently has heavy menstrual cycles, as is brought into many amusing scenes, most of them involving Mr Lord Lorcan Lochan shredding various articles of his clothing for her to stuff down her pants. She is of witch descent, claimed by the blackbeaks although her blood runs red. Friend of Abraxos.
Random man- *looks at elide*
Lorcan- STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE *grabs elide*
Elide Lochan- bro we’re in the marshes. No one cares. That was a ruse like, ten villages ago. *proceeds to ignore him after he betrays her queen*
Lorcan- I luv u tho
Elide- WHAT
Lorcan- hmm what did Rowan do...? Aha. LETS FIND A WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TOGETHER
Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- sprints across battlefield on Farasha (the butterfly) Get your ass up you’re not dying on me
Lorcan- STOP LOOKING AT MY WIFE *grabs elide*
Elide Lochan- bro we’re in the marshes. No one cares. That was a ruse like, ten villages ago. *proceeds to ignore him after he betrays her queen*
Lorcan- I luv u tho
Elide- WHAT
Lorcan- hmm what did Rowan do...? Aha. LETS FIND A WAY OUT OF THE DARKNESS TOGETHER
Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- no. Lorcan- but Elide- sprints across battlefield on Farasha (the butterfly) Get your ass up you’re not dying on me
by Fictionaryy October 30, 2020
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