as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by Gummer Stumps October 10, 2010
Get the lipoed mug.A logarithmic scale used to express the amount of anti-humor produced by a remark or quip uttered by an individual with the intention of producing genuine humor. Similar to the richter scale, the scale ranges from 0 to 9 with each increase of 1 representing a ten-fold increase in anti-humor. A 0 on the lippman scale signifies a state of humor equilibrium in which nothing has been said which can be deemed offensively unhumorous and harmful to the souls and psyches of those within earshot. A 5 typically results in temporary paralysis followed by seizures, suicidal tendencies and diarrhea. Although nothing above a 7 has ever been reported, experts speculate that a 9 on the Lippman scale results in the return of Christ to earth at which point he will utter the words "Fuck this" and the earth will implode into a giant supernova of anti-humor.
The other day I heard someone say: "When you were born the doctor came into mom's hospital room and was like, your son strangled himself with the umbilical cord, he's dead......JK APRIL FOOLS!!!" Due to my queasiness and depression I figure it must have ranked around a 3 on the Lippman Scale.
by Disco-who April 13, 2008
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somone who is slightly hobo-ish with a strong but sensual attraction to the under side of a koala bear. Also posessing a furocious appetite for leather kite flying.
by bobbinforbrainonacreeper April 26, 2009
Get the lippsy gizzard mug.Mr. Lipp is the oldest thing in Island Trees. He is equivalent to the crip-keeper of the High School. As he walks he trails dust behind him. He loves working as a teacher so much that most people actually think he will die while teaching a class. The Teachers call him Charlie. He has been working at Island Trees for around 50-60 years.
by CHEESEdawg123 January 25, 2010
Get the Mr. Lipp mug.1. An action, situation or object that could potentially piss you off and/or cause you problems, that may as well potentially evolve into bigger ones.
2. A very rude comment that should initiate great anger in the receiver
3. A person known for making lippy comments and/or actions
4. Someone who has just made a lippy comment and/or action
2. A very rude comment that should initiate great anger in the receiver
3. A person known for making lippy comments and/or actions
4. Someone who has just made a lippy comment and/or action
1. a) SHREK: yo dunny, you got a pencil?
JT: yea here *THROWS PENCIL AT HIS FACE*
b) SHREK: DAMN YO WE JUST MISSED THE VP BUS!!!!! THAT'S SO LIPPY
c) JT: BRO I WAS RUNNIN FROM DA POPO THESE DAYS AND I TRIPPED OVER A DICTIONARY, WHAT A LIPPY DICTIONARY!!!
2. a) KELSTON: Hey Jt! How was your week?
JT: WHO IS U DUNNY!!! GET ON MY LEVEL B! FALL BACK
b) JT: YOURE NOT MADE FOR FIGHTING, YOURE MADE FOR PLAYING HOCKEY
c) JT: Yo dunny what time does the bus come tru?????
SHREK: SHUT UP
JT: LIIIIIIIPPPY!!!!
3. a) JT: Dammmn b you know whos lippy?
SHREK: WHO B
JT: SHARLA BING YOO
SHREK: WORD B
4. a) JT: yoooo b i was chillin on the killin, then some fools runs up on me askin me if i got trees, im like yee dunny but not for you, then he said, why?, then im like CUZ YOURE NOT ON MY LEVEL, FALL BACK, that boy was straight lipppy yoo
JT: yea here *THROWS PENCIL AT HIS FACE*
b) SHREK: DAMN YO WE JUST MISSED THE VP BUS!!!!! THAT'S SO LIPPY
c) JT: BRO I WAS RUNNIN FROM DA POPO THESE DAYS AND I TRIPPED OVER A DICTIONARY, WHAT A LIPPY DICTIONARY!!!
2. a) KELSTON: Hey Jt! How was your week?
JT: WHO IS U DUNNY!!! GET ON MY LEVEL B! FALL BACK
b) JT: YOURE NOT MADE FOR FIGHTING, YOURE MADE FOR PLAYING HOCKEY
c) JT: Yo dunny what time does the bus come tru?????
SHREK: SHUT UP
JT: LIIIIIIIPPPY!!!!
3. a) JT: Dammmn b you know whos lippy?
SHREK: WHO B
JT: SHARLA BING YOO
SHREK: WORD B
4. a) JT: yoooo b i was chillin on the killin, then some fools runs up on me askin me if i got trees, im like yee dunny but not for you, then he said, why?, then im like CUZ YOURE NOT ON MY LEVEL, FALL BACK, that boy was straight lipppy yoo
by JT GET AT ME ONE TIME April 9, 2008
Get the lippy mug.A rambler who give out personal information very easily. The person put very little thought behind how they talk. Most of the time this person can offend someone or find trouble for making inappropriate remarks.
PJ: Deez was real loose lipped last time he was spittin.
Ale: Yea, he should probably keep his wig on check.
PJ: Word.
Ale: Yea, he should probably keep his wig on check.
PJ: Word.
by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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