Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Doll Licker

Go fuck yourself.

How's it going Doll Lickers?

by Doll Licker General November 13, 2020

licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

lick gate

punz licked foolish’s bicep. thats lickgate

punz: i totally licked is bicep (lick gate)
sapnap: some one had a fucking good time at twitch rivals

by quackily February 8, 2022

Lick The Trap

Licking from the ass to the pussy.

I told my husband to lick the trap!

by Lizzy1977 January 6, 2023

Weenie Lick Job

The act of getting ones weenie licked by another individual.

Person one: Yo I heard Terry got his weenie licked by Julia last night!

Person two: You mean he got a Weenie Lick Job?? Wow! I'm so proud of him, the classic wlj!

by orgocuck32 May 7, 2019