Earnest Lemmingway

An "Earnest Lemmingway" is a liberal intellectual that can see no faults to his elected candidate, justifying every decisions he made even if it goes against the intellectual's core philosophy or own's logic.

- "Finally we have a president who's against stupid illegal wars and against policing the world with our military."
- "But you voted for a man who started an illegal war, not authorized by congress!"
- "This is a different case as this war was justified and could not wait as we needed to help and save those people from tyranny!"
- "You my friend are an Earnest Lemmingway!"

by jahjahlove-1 July 29, 2011

lexington steele

a mammoth 20 inch black dildo

she bought herself the best. the lexington steele

by samomadcunt September 15, 2008

Lexington, Ma

Suburb outside of Boston known for its Revolutionary war history. Huge property values are reflected in the supposed quality of the public schools, which are in turn a breeding ground for the apathetic and dissilusioned youth of a rich town who have nothing to do but smoke pot, get drunk, and fuck up in school.

Some kid from Lexington is probably getting high right now on ye olde belfry.

by Sumwun September 16, 2005

Lexington, South Carolina

A boring place filled with ugly people.

Lexington, South Carolina sucks.

by lalaleelaloolo December 31, 2010

Lexington, Ma

A really awesome town which is frequently stereotyped by people who DON'T EVEN LIVE THERE. I have to admit, some of the high schoolers are spoiled jocks/barbies/bitches who party too much and wear only brand name clothing, but that is only a SMALL PERCENT OF THE STUDENT POPULATION! Most lexingtonians are smart, nice, and are gladly willing to help a lost tourist. Just because we have high property values doesn't make all residents insanely rich. A lot of the people that I'm friends with are smart, friendly, and have a bit of quirkiness in them that makes them extremely lovable. Also, Lexington's a gay friendly town that has various programs on gay/lesbian education. We don't call people "gay", "faggots", "homos", "dick lovers", and other stupid terms like that.

Monica: Oh, I have a friend from Lexington!
Kid from Boston: Are you kidding me? Lexington kids are spoiled preps who play a million sports and buy only brand name things because they think anything else is beneath them. They party way too much, drink, and spend most of their time getting high.
Monica: Have you even been to Lexington, Ma or met someone from Lexington?
Kid from Boston: No...

by meghan0421 June 1, 2007

laming

to name something in a lame way

asteroid belt is as generic as you'll get if you're gonna be laming things

by ranbro March 29, 2011

Leningrad Steamer

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy, and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Cleveland and that Russian Broad had a leningrad steamer last night with Rylo

by Cheesemonster May 20, 2015