Pocket Leech

Noun: A girl who is more interested in what is in your wallet than in you.

Dont go to the mall with her , shes a pocket leech.

by angreyposter October 12, 2005

soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.

lick my "soiled leather donut"

by slickrikki January 5, 2008

speed leech

When passing a person on the highway and they speed up to match your speed, staying with you until you brake of get ahead of them, at which point they slow back down to their original speed.

I had to cut a speed leech off 'cause they would not let me pass.

by Amarak July 21, 2009

Party Leecher

Someone you don't want to come to your party and purposely don't invite, but that you also don't want to tell they can't come. That person finds out about your party through the grape vine and invites themselves and does inevitably show up. The chance of the party being ruined is also significantly increased by this persons presence.

The Party Leecher calls you a few days or a week before your party to talk about something and then before hanging up says, "So I heard from (insert any name)'s brother that you are having a party. What should I bring?" You've just been, Party Leeched.

Aubs: "The fuck is that faggot doing here? He ruined the party." Jay: "I didn't invite him, he found out from someone else. And I can't tell him he can't come." Aubs: "Classic Party Leecher."

by JJ Sizzles October 28, 2010

The leech effect

When someone is to scared to approach a girl so they wait for someone else

(usually another guy) to make a move and once the other guy starts the conversation they casually join by leeching off the other guy.
Usually Sean in desperate crowds.

Bro I don’t go to Ben Yehuda ! Way to much leech effect I can’t do it , I got cockblocked today I was talking to this sem girl and avi did the leech effect and she walked away mid sentence

by Lilcoifer January 12, 2021

Cathal Leedham

A very strange man , usually ginger , has no luck with the ladies , gets bullied by his mates and has a minuscule penis. (He is also 99% homosexual).

‘Shut up mate , your definitely Cathal Leedham’

by Jay Samson January 6, 2022

Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

by Shady Dip March 8, 2008