fag ladder

The type of haircut (chulos) and stoner white boys will have, the sides are shaved and the top has been conditioned into a fucked up wave thats way too tall. Then there are the stripes shaved on the sides. Damn, that aint goin away.

Manny came to school with a fag ladder style haircut, and then he got stoned.

by OG Hustle May 20, 2016

pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.

Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder

by Drivel January 7, 2014

Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).

Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.

by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018

dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”

Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.

by Stenlee May 23, 2018

public ladder

A slut who lets anyone go down on her for money in schools, events, amusement parks, etc.

Guy 1: Yo let’s check out that public ladder near that bathroom over
Guy 2: No way that’s a huge ass line
Guy 1: Dang it lets go find another one

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

hoe ladder

The ladder of hoes you must climb to become the hoe lantern or top hoe!

T worked really hard sleeping with lots of men to reach the top of the hoe ladder.

by Ladder. King September 12, 2017