label maker

To lose control and erupt in a fit of nonsensical misdirected anger.

Disgruntled and annoyed at his recent termination, the former post office employee returned to his home branch and went label maker on his coworkers with an AK47 and a box of twinkies.

by L.F. Alives May 08, 2005

white label

when you jizz on a bottle of black label

hey did you hear about the time natasha white labelled in front of nick?

by vishsickle May 19, 2011

label whore

Someone who refuses to drink beer from a plastic 2 litre bottle.

The label whore, whose name is Scott, turned up his nose when his buddy passed him the 2 litre plastic bottle of beer. "Are you kidding" said Scott "I woldn't be caught dead drinking that!". So his buddy shot him.

by Mr. Bear Man Athabasca November 09, 2009

label war

A pointless argument between two record labels.

Pete: OMFG, I hate Eminem
Jenny: WHY???
Pete: Because everyone from psychopathic records hates him, because he's a little bitch!
Jenny: have you ever heard his music?
Pete: No!
Jenny: You people and your damn label wars...

by Selice August 30, 2006

anti labeling

1) Kids/Teens who do not label, nor do they believe in labeling themselves or others

2) Kids/Teens who do not enjoy being labeled and do not fit into a label, so they are against labeling.

1)Girl: OMG that girl is sooo emo! -points to girl with blonde hair and bangs over her eyes-
Other Girl: What has this world come to? since when is that 'emo'? Labeling is pointless. I'm anti labeling.

2)Boy: OMG lolol that girl is sooo emo! OMG she totally cuts hereself!
Other girl: Yah she's totally emo! She's got black hair and converse and a band shirt, so shes gotta cut! EMO!
Girl: Shut up already! I'm NOT emo! I don't cut either! Labeling is dumb, so stop!

by Nightmarishsoul March 04, 2007

black label

a skateboard company that makes pretty nice boards.

I got a new Black Label board yesterday, its really sick.

by Z-Rock March 30, 2006

major label

Corporate theives who get 10% of any artist's salary for "breakage"- a term that was once defined as records that would break (cars stolen, crashed etc) but now exists only in theory as cds dont break when a driver goes over a pot hole.

Major labels suck.

by qupert November 04, 2003